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woah I’m actually done????
there’s a good lesson here
notorious procrastinators should never volunteer to hand-draw 52 unique playing cards
also they’re animated gifs right now because that’s how they’re formatted on the photoshop files and I’m not in the mood to separate them yet.
without this post, undertale wouldn’t exist
I had to look this up because I always thought these cards came out after the game (That’s when i first saw it) but no this post really is over 6 years old, predates even Undertale by years
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im honestly gonna get it. you had me at “made a homophobe so angry”
This actually happened! I’ve always felt that if you buy a book where the stated summary is “two princesses attempt to fight dragons and get married” you don’t really have a right to be mad when the book turns out to be about two princesses attempting to fight dragons and get married but what the hell do I know.
To be fair, maybe the reader expected the princesses to marry the dragons?
Please tell me there’s a sequel where that happens.
BUT ONLY IF THE DRAGONS ARE ALSO LADIES.
Actually, the main complaint was that it was “historically inaccurate” for two princesses to be allowed to get married. Which was weird to me, since this story is not set on earth and I’m pretty sure it is historically accurate for gay couples to be allowed to get married on this super convenient wish-fulfillment fantasy world that I concocted after logging 300 hours in Skyrim.
Curiously enough, she didn’t complain about the dragons being inaccurate.
Id like to show you all something.






Yes indeed no nudity but you can find all the discriminatory and hate speech you want!
But wait, the icing on the cake…

…really? Do i need even say anything.

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since this place is going down the shitter, why not reblog this?
Here’s an extra layer of gross

I may be wearing a tin foil hat, but I think they purposely want to do stuff like pit BLM against White Supremacists. They see it as an opportunity to make money.
Here’s a link to the Vox article quoted above in question.
‘Hate and Strife Are Key Target Demographics’, basically.
this whole thing, read it
Tumblr staff is absolute human trash
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I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose
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Been thinking about the Cthluhu Mythos and colonialism lately
Lovecraft’s representations of cultists are always degenerate and savage and like, as a Māori person I can see a lot of how colonialism chose to represent our religion in the way Lovecraft chose to represent theirs.
One of our most important atua is Tū-Mata-Uenga, also know as Tū-Kaitanga meaning Tū-Who-Eats-Humans, and the colonial attitude has always been like ‘oh, how primitive, how degenerate to worship a cannibal god, these savages need to be civilised and their behaviour needs to be corrected’
and that’s the exact attitude we get from Lovecraft’s protagonists, and the kind of single-minded ~lol so evil n crazy~ behaviour cultists always get portrayed as displaying is the kind of shit which Māori get accused of all the time.
I think as part of our deconstruction of Lovecraft’s work (and we damn well need to stop parroting his tropes and start picking him apart now, just because it’s pulp doesn’t mean we can’t be critical and questioning) we need to start examining how we’re portraying the cultist-great old one relationship and start depicting it as less of a one-dimensional monomaniacal thing. that’s boring.
give me cultists who use their Esoteric Order of Dagon branch as a center for social and political change, give me indigenous cultists who teach their younger brothers and sisters the stories passed down to their ancestors from inhuman tongues as they sit around the dinner table and help with homework, give me cultists with disabilities who can’t work in an activist context and who draw strength from the knowledge that just as surely as Cthulhu is going to wake up one day, they’re going to get out there and do what they have to do to get by, just give me some fucking cultists who act anything at all like humans do when we believe in something which is greater than ourselves and not like some colonial borderline-racist caricatures of primitive savages in the swamps.
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Yeah I think it’s safe to say we should drop the tropes created by white supremacists.
Some of them, yes. In Lovcraft’s case it’s often not the basic tropes themselves that are the issue, but what he does with them. The whole “what if a god or gods provably exist, but are indifferent and inimical to humanity?” bit is a great starting point for speculative fiction. The trouble is that, very often, Lovecraft would take that starting point and end up with a bunch of jabbering monkey-people having orgies around a stone idol in the middle of a swamp.
Warning-hopefully good rpg idea incoming!
I have been thinking about this, and I have been trying to come up with ways the Great Old Ones could be beings that someone might actually want to worship.
Cthulhu as patron of artists, heralding a new age of beauty and wonder. Ithaqua as the protector of the lost, giving food to the hungry and warmth to the cold. Nyalathotep as the bringer of revolution, patron to the oppressed and those who would stand against the powerful’s excesses. Hastur as the god of joy, promising his faithful the endless dances of Carcosa.
Maybe these are masks for alien monsters, or maybe they really do have some helpful aspects, or maybe they are purely benevolent beings slandered by racism and classicism. Either way, no-one’s gonna worship Smashy Steve, God Of Setting Your House On Fire. The cultists aren’t going to talk of their gods in the way the investigators are- even genuinely evil cults need some kind of selling point to lure people in.
Basically, improve your call of cthulhu game both narratively and social justicely by making your great one worshippers actually worship their gods as benevolent and holy beings, not as big monsters they hang around and yell at for no clear reason.
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you know what actually pisses me off? when I finally start to feel a smidge of confidence in my writing ability and then some JERK POSTS A SINGLE LINE FROM A TERRY PRATCHETT NOVEL AND IT’S BETTER THAN ANYTHING I WILL EVER WRITE NO MATTER HOW MANY MILLENNIA I SPEND TRYING!
Terry was a professional writer from the age of 17. He worked as a journalist which meant that he had to learn to research, write and edit his own work very quickly or else he’d lose his job.
He was 23 when his first novel was published. After six years of writing professionally every single day. The Carpet People was a lovely novel, from a lovely writer, but almost all of Terry’s iconic truth bomb lines come from Discworld.
The Colour of Magic, the first ever Discworld novel was published in 1983. Terry was 35 years old. He had been writing professionally for 18 years. His career was old enough to vote, get married and drink. We now know that at 35 he was, tragically, over half way through his life. And do you know what us devoted, adoring Discworld fans say about The Colour of Magic? “Don’t start with Colour of Magic.”
It is the only reading order rule we ever give people. Because it’s not that great. Don’t get me wrong, very good book, although I’ll be honest I’ve never been able to finish it, but it’s nowhere near his later stuff. Compare it to Guards Guards, The Fifth Elephant, the utterly iconic Nightwatch and it pales in comparison because even after nearly 20 years of writing, half a lifetime of loving books and storytelling Terry was still learning.
He was a man with a wonderful natural talent, yes. But more importantly he worked and worked and worked to be a better writer. He was writing up until days before he died. He spent 49 years learning and growing as a writer, taking so much joy in storytelling that not even Alzheimer’s could steal it from him. He wouldn’t want that joy stolen from you too.
Terry was a wonderful, kind, compassionate, genius of a writer. And all of this was in spite of many many people telling him he wasn’t good enough. At the age of five his headmaster told him that he would never amount to anything. He died a knight of the realm and one of the most beloved writers ever to have lived in a country with a vast and rich literary tradition. He wouldn’t let anyone tell him that he wasn’t good enough. And he wouldn’t want you to think you aren’t good enough. He especially wouldn’t want to be the reason why you think you aren’t good enough.
You’re not Terry Pratchett.
You are you.
And Terry would love that.
I only ever had a chance to talk to Terry Pratchett once, and that was in an autograph line. I’d bought a copy of The Carpet People, which was his very first book, and he looked at it with a faint air of concern. “You realise that I wrote that when I was very young,” he said, in warning.
“Yes,” I said. “But I like seeing how authors grow.”
He brightened and reached for his pen. “That’s all right then,” he said, and signed.
Women will keep making and consuming porn, but the sense of community Tumblr fostered will disappear.
Hi Tumblr! I’m not on here much any more, but in case you are in the mood to fulminate the adult-content ban, here’s me talking to sex educators and Tumblr porn makers about why this space was so important to women, and what we’ll lose when the ban takes effect.
This article is really good, and you should read it. TL;DR of that and the below: it is so important that there be, in the words of the article, a space where “women are allowed to talk about what they want, freely, without being shamed or intimidated.” And the fact that Tumblr let that happen freely mixed with women talking about and consuming non-sex things, made explorations and expressions of women’s sexuality feel natural and safe in a way that we desperately need and that hardly exists anywhere else.
There was a lot of garbage misogynistic porn on here, like on the the whole internet. But overall in my experience it was much easier to find erotic and sensual content that was a lot more female-friendly or that actively catered to women here than most places, and to engage in discussions.
Some people aren’t comfortable with those topics. Those people had the ability to block people, unfollow people, use safe mode, filter tags, and use extensions to engage in even more granular control. Or, barring that, use fucking Facebook. LJ. Neopets forums, I don’t know. But the ability to access material and have discussions you couldn’t have on other platforms – faretheewell, I guess. This was place was literally built by courting and cultivating NSFW content to drive traffic. Now that it’s worth money, all that, including women who want to talk about sex in a positive, open, communicative environment, and the safe harbor that provides to other women who feel shamed for their sexual desires, or who never see their desires reflected through a woman’s gaze as opposed to catered to men anywhere else, can go. You can imagine my opinion.
But I’ll tell you anyway. Our culture’s perpetual low-level assault on women’s bodies includes a constant assault on things that let us explore and take ownership of our sexuality and sensuality, a process that requires information, open discussion, and sunlight. And yes, a lot of porn is toxic, but some of it and almost all erotica, which is also going to be thrown out with the bath water here, is an incredibly valuable tool for discovering your own pleasure, which is a critical step in being able to seriously demand that your partners help you achieve it - and that they treat you well. It’s just a whole fucked up thing, man.
Adults need their own spaces where they can consume and talk openly about sex, which is a huge and hugely important part of a healthy, whole, fully embodied life for most people. And those spaces need to not be sex-only spaces. The compartmentalization of sexuality and sensuality from all other adult life is a neurotic cultural pathology. Healthy sex is not shameful or dirty or bad; it’s part of a full and complete adult life for most of us, not a dark secret we need to hide in a dark corner. Dark corners are where abuses can be hidden, and where no one can tell you things can and should be better. And without a sense of who people are in addition to sex, which naturally arises from a platform where sex is just part of a mix of things, the sense that it’s a normal part of a whole life for normal people, an important message that our culture does not push, is lost - and so is the ability of women to become credible messengers to each other about what it’s fair to demand for ourselves. The mix of things here was special and important to.
Reblogging because alllll that ^^^^^
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remember that one time vegeta worried about being pretty in the middle of a fucking fight tho
#headcanon that he’s just as shallow and full of vanity about his appearance than bulma
oh my god it’s so canon
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and nobody was surprised
You’re forgetting when he shaved his mustache because his daughter told him he looked like a geek and it was like she shattered his entire being
Hahahahahah I fucking love it!
This is gold
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